Muse's Playground

Title: Blue Wizard Blues
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Angst, fight sequences, AU
Genre: General
Length: Novel
Summary: What if the destruction of the One Ring destroyed Sauron's dark side, but left his good side intact? Would he ever be able to redeem himself, *and* help the one he damaged most in the process?


Continued from Chapter 8


( Chapter 9 - The Cave )


Continued in Chapter 10

Title: Blue Wizard Blues
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Angst, fight sequences, AU
Genre: General
Length: Novel
Summary: What if the destruction of the One Ring destroyed Sauron's dark side, but left his good side intact? Would he ever be able to redeem himself, *and* help the one he damaged most in the process?


Continued from Chapter 6


( Chapter 7 - Drastic Measures )


Continued in Chapter 8

Title: Blue Wizard Blues
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Angst, fight sequences, AU
Genre: General
Length: Novel
Summary: What if the destruction of the One Ring destroyed Sauron's dark side, but left his good side intact? Would he ever be able to redeem himself, *and* help the one he damaged most in the process?


( Author's Notes and Chapter 1 - Storyteller )


Continued in Chapter 2

Title: Return of the Dude (Incomplete)
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Brief violence based on movie, some mild language, extreme AU
Genre: Parody
Length: Novella (in movie script format)
Summary: What would the LOTR movies sound like if everyone were surfer dudes?
Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR, or any of the songs, movies, TV shows, products or anything else referred to herein.
A/N: The elvish is provided by the www.Elvish.org and is designated here by bold text. The dude-version translation is provided by me and is written in italics.


Continued from Part 9


( Part 10 )

Continued in Part 11

Title: Return of the Dude (Incomplete)
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Brief violence based on movie, some mild language, extreme AU
Genre: Parody
Length: Novella (in movie script format)
Summary: What would the LOTR movies sound like if everyone were surfer dudes?
Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR, or any of the songs, movies, TV shows, products or anything else referred to herein.
A/N: The elvish is provided by the www.Elvish.org and is designated here by bold text. The dude-version translation is provided by me and is written in italics.


Continued from Part 7


( Part 8 )


Continued in Part 9

Title: Return of the Dude (Incomplete)
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Brief violence based on movie, some mild language, extreme AU
Genre: Parody
Length: Novella (in movie script format)
Summary: What would the LOTR movies sound like if everyone were surfer dudes?
Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR, or any of the songs, movies, TV shows, products or anything else referred to herein.
A/N: The elvish is provided by the www.Elvish.org and is designated here by bold text. The dude-version translation is provided by me and is written in italics.


Continued from Part 2


( Part 3 )



Continued in Part 4

Title: Return of the Dude (Incomplete)
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Brief violence based on movie, some mild language, extreme AU
Genre: Parody
Length: Novella (in movie script format)
Summary: What would the LOTR movies sound like if everyone were surfer dudes?
Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR, or any of the songs, movies, TV shows, products or anything else referred to herein.
A/N: The elvish is provided by the www.Elvish.org and is designated here by bold text. The dude-version translation is provided by me and is written in italics.


( Part 1 )


Continued in Part 2

Title: The Dude Towers
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Brief violence based on movie, some mild language, extreme AU
Genre: Parody
Length: Novella (in movie script format)
Summary: What would the LOTR movies sound like if everyone were surfer dudes?
Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR, or any of the songs, movies, TV shows, products or anything else referred to herein.
A/N: The elvish is provided by the www.Elvish.org and is designated here by bold text. The dude-version translation is provided by me and is written in italics.


Continued from Part 17


( Part 18 )


Concluded in Part 19

Title: The Dude Towers
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Brief violence based on movie, some mild language, extreme AU
Genre: Parody
Length: Novella (in movie script format)
Summary: What would the LOTR movies sound like if everyone were surfer dudes?
Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR, or any of the songs, movies, TV shows, products or anything else referred to herein.
A/N: The elvish is provided by the www.Elvish.org and is designated here by bold text. The dude-version translation is provided by me and is written in italics.


Continued from Part 15


( Part 16 )


Continued in Part 17

Title: The Dude Towers
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Brief violence based on movie, some mild language, extreme AU
Genre: Parody
Length: Novella (in movie script format)
Summary: What would the LOTR movies sound like if everyone were surfer dudes?
Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR, or any of the songs, movies, TV shows, products or anything else referred to herein.
A/N: The elvish is provided by the www.Elvish.org and is designated here by bold text. The dude-version translation is provided by me and is written in italics.


Continued from Part 13


( Part 14 )


Continued in Part 15