Muse's Playground

Title: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hobbits (But Were Too Afraid to Ask)
Rating: G
Warning: Beverage
Genre: Humor, Gap-Filler
Length: Novel
Summary: Why exactly would hobbits feel compelled to give away presents on their birthdays? What’s a twelve-mile cousin and how do I get one? What’s with the foot hair? And where exactly do they put all that food they eat anyway? A Rivendell fic, with a twist.


Continued from Chapter 12


( Chapter 13 )


Continued in Chapter 14

Title: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hobbits (But Were Too Afraid to Ask)
Rating: G
Warning: Beverage
Genre: Humor, Gap-Filler
Length: Novel
Summary: Why exactly would hobbits feel compelled to give away presents on their birthdays? What’s a twelve-mile cousin and how do I get one? What’s with the foot hair? And where exactly do they put all that food they eat anyway? A Rivendell fic, with a twist.


Continued from Chapter 10


( Chapter 11 )


Continued in Chapter 12

Title: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hobbits (But Were Too Afraid to Ask)
Rating: G
Warning: Beverage
Genre: Humor, Gap-Filler
Length: Novel
Summary: Why exactly would hobbits feel compelled to give away presents on their birthdays? What’s a twelve-mile cousin and how do I get one? What’s with the foot hair? And where exactly do they put all that food they eat anyway? A Rivendell fic, with a twist.


Continued from Chapter 8


( Chapter 9 )


Continued in Chapter 10

Title: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hobbits (But Were Too Afraid to Ask)
Rating: G
Warning: Beverage
Genre: Humor, Gap-Filler
Length: Novel
Summary: Why exactly would hobbits feel compelled to give away presents on their birthdays? What’s a twelve-mile cousin and how do I get one? What’s with the foot hair? And where exactly do they put all that food they eat anyway? A Rivendell fic, with a twist.


Continued from Chapter 6


( Chapter 7 )


Continued in Chapter 8

Title: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hobbits (But Were Too Afraid to Ask)
Rating: G
Warning: Beverage
Genre: Humor, Gap-Filler
Length: Novel
Summary: Why exactly would hobbits feel compelled to give away presents on their birthdays? What’s a twelve-mile cousin and how do I get one? What’s with the foot hair? And where exactly do they put all that food they eat anyway? A Rivendell fic, with a twist.


Continued from Chapter 4


( Chapter 5 )


Continued in Chapter 6

Title: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hobbits (But Were Too Afraid to Ask)
Rating: G
Warning: Beverage
Genre: Humor, Gap-Filler
Length: Novel
Summary: Why exactly would hobbits feel compelled to give away presents on their birthdays? What’s a twelve-mile cousin and how do I get one? What’s with the foot hair? And where exactly do they put all that food they eat anyway? A Rivendell fic, with a twist.


Continued from Chapter 3


( Chapter 3.5 )


Continued in Chapter 4

Title: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hobbits (But Were Too Afraid to Ask)
Rating: G
Warning: Beverage
Genre: Humor, Gap-Filler
Length: Novel
Summary: Why exactly would hobbits feel compelled to give away presents on their birthdays? What’s a twelve-mile cousin and how do I get one? What’s with the foot hair? And where exactly do they put all that food they eat anyway? A Rivendell fic, with a twist.


Continued from Chapter 1


( Chapter 2 )


Continued in Chapter 3

Title: Return of the Dude (Incomplete)
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Brief violence based on movie, some mild language, extreme AU
Genre: Parody
Length: Novella (in movie script format)
Summary: What would the LOTR movies sound like if everyone were surfer dudes?
Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR, or any of the songs, movies, TV shows, products or anything else referred to herein.
A/N: The elvish is provided by the www.Elvish.org and is designated here by bold text. The dude-version translation is provided by me and is written in italics.


Continued from Part 3


( Part 4 )


Continued in Part 5

Title: The Dude Towers
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Brief violence based on movie, some mild language, extreme AU
Genre: Parody
Length: Novella (in movie script format)
Summary: What would the LOTR movies sound like if everyone were surfer dudes?
Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR, or any of the songs, movies, TV shows, products or anything else referred to herein.
A/N: The elvish is provided by the www.Elvish.org and is designated here by bold text. The dude-version translation is provided by me and is written in italics.


Continued from Part 11


( Part 12 )


Continued in Part 13

Title: Dude of the Rings
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Brief violence based on movie, some mild language, extreme AU
Genre: Parody
Length: Novella (in movie script format)
Summary: What would the LOTR movies sound like if everyone were surfer dudes?
Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR, or any of the songs, movies, TV shows, products or anything else referred to herein.
A/N: The elvish is provided by the www.Elvish.org and is designated here by bold text. The dude-version translation is provided by me and is written in italics.


Continued from Part 10


( Part 11 )


Continued in Part 12