Muse's Playground

Title: Selfless
Rating: PG-13 for dark themes
Warning: Major Angst
Genre: Drama
Length: Ficlet
Summary: Frodo struggles against the Ring.
Award: MEFA 2011, Hobbits: General, 2nd Place


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Title: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hobbits (But Were Too Afraid to Ask)
Rating: G
Warning: Beverage
Genre: Humor, Gap-Filler
Length: Novel
Summary: Why exactly would hobbits feel compelled to give away presents on their birthdays? What’s a twelve-mile cousin and how do I get one? What’s with the foot hair? And where exactly do they put all that food they eat anyway? A Rivendell fic, with a twist.


Continued from Chapter 13


( Chapter 14 )


Concluded in Epilogue

Title: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hobbits (But Were Too Afraid to Ask)
Rating: G
Warning: Beverage
Genre: Humor, Gap-Filler
Length: Novel
Summary: Why exactly would hobbits feel compelled to give away presents on their birthdays? What’s a twelve-mile cousin and how do I get one? What’s with the foot hair? And where exactly do they put all that food they eat anyway? A Rivendell fic, with a twist.


Continued from Chapter 11


( Chapter 12 )


Continued in Chapter 13

Title: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hobbits (But Were Too Afraid to Ask)
Rating: G
Warning: Beverage
Genre: Humor, Gap-Filler
Length: Novel
Summary: Why exactly would hobbits feel compelled to give away presents on their birthdays? What’s a twelve-mile cousin and how do I get one? What’s with the foot hair? And where exactly do they put all that food they eat anyway? A Rivendell fic, with a twist.


Continued from Chapter 9


( Chapter 10 )


Continued in Chapter 11

Title: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hobbits (But Were Too Afraid to Ask)
Rating: G
Warning: Beverage
Genre: Humor, Gap-Filler
Length: Novel
Summary: Why exactly would hobbits feel compelled to give away presents on their birthdays? What’s a twelve-mile cousin and how do I get one? What’s with the foot hair? And where exactly do they put all that food they eat anyway? A Rivendell fic, with a twist.


Continued from Chapter 7


( Chapter 8 )


Continued in Chapter 9

Title: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hobbits (But Were Too Afraid to Ask)
Rating: G
Warning: Beverage
Genre: Humor, Gap-Filler
Length: Novel
Summary: Why exactly would hobbits feel compelled to give away presents on their birthdays? What’s a twelve-mile cousin and how do I get one? What’s with the foot hair? And where exactly do they put all that food they eat anyway? A Rivendell fic, with a twist.


Continued from Chapter 5


( Chapter 6 )


Continued in Chapter 7

Title: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hobbits (But Were Too Afraid to Ask)
Rating: G
Warning: Beverage
Genre: Humor, Gap-Filler
Length: Novel
Summary: Why exactly would hobbits feel compelled to give away presents on their birthdays? What’s a twelve-mile cousin and how do I get one? What’s with the foot hair? And where exactly do they put all that food they eat anyway? A Rivendell fic, with a twist.


Continued from Chapter 3.5


( Chapter 4 )


Continued in Chapter 5

Title: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hobbits (But Were Too Afraid to Ask)
Rating: G
Warning: Beverage
Genre: Humor, Gap-Filler
Length: Novel
Summary: Why exactly would hobbits feel compelled to give away presents on their birthdays? What’s a twelve-mile cousin and how do I get one? What’s with the foot hair? And where exactly do they put all that food they eat anyway? A Rivendell fic, with a twist.


Continued from Chapter 2


( Chapter 3 )


Continued in Chapter 3.5

Title: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hobbits (But Were Too Afraid to Ask)
Rating: G
Warning: Beverage
Genre: Humor, Gap-Filler
Length: Novel
Summary: Why exactly would hobbits feel compelled to give away presents on their birthdays? What’s a twelve-mile cousin and how do I get one? What’s with the foot hair? And where exactly do they put all that food they eat anyway? A Rivendell fic, with a twist.


( Chapter 1 )


Continued in Chapter 2

Title: Return of the Dude (Incomplete)
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Brief violence based on movie, some mild language, extreme AU
Genre: Parody
Length: Novella (in movie script format)
Summary: What would the LOTR movies sound like if everyone were surfer dudes?
Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR, or any of the songs, movies, TV shows, products or anything else referred to herein.
A/N: The elvish is provided by the www.Elvish.org and is designated here by bold text. The dude-version translation is provided by me and is written in italics.


Continued from Part 11


( Part 12 )


Concluded in Part 13