Muse's Playground

Title: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hobbits (But Were Too Afraid to Ask)
Rating: G
Warning: Beverage
Genre: Humor, Gap-Filler
Length: Novel
Summary: Why exactly would hobbits feel compelled to give away presents on their birthdays? What’s a twelve-mile cousin and how do I get one? What’s with the foot hair? And where exactly do they put all that food they eat anyway? A Rivendell fic, with a twist.


Continued from Chapter 1


( Chapter 2 )


Continued in Chapter 3

Title: Lord of the Real World: Rivendell
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Extreme AU, movie-verse and book-verse
Genre: Parody
Length: Novel (in screenplay form)
Summary: What happens when various LOTR characters come together to live in the Real World house in Rivendell? Romance, intrigue, cultural misunderstandings and general insanity ensues. And it has a plot!
Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings or MTV’s The Real World, or any of the songs, shows, or products referred to herein.


Continued from Week 7


( Week 8 )



Continued in Week 9

Title: Lord of the Real World: Rivendell
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Extreme AU, movie-verse and book-verse
Genre: Parody
Length: Novel (in screenplay form)
Summary: What happens when various LOTR characters come together to live in the Real World house in Rivendell? Romance, intrigue, cultural misunderstandings and general insanity ensues. And it has a plot!
Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings or MTV’s The Real World, or any of the songs, shows, or products referred to herein.


Continued from Week 4


( Week 5 )


Continued in Interlude

Title: With Their Heads Full of Dreams
Rating: PG
Warning: Don't read before bedtime. :-]
Genre: General
Length: Novela
Summary: While awaiting the Birthday Party, the dwarves cook their hosts a traditional spicy meal and the hobbits go to bed to some unusual dreams. Features Hamfast, Bilbo, Sam and Frodo.


Concluded from Epilogue: Awakenings


( Author's Notes )

Title: With Their Heads Full of Dreams
Rating: PG
Warning: Don't read before bedtime. :-]
Genre: General
Length: Novela
Summary: While awaiting the Birthday Party, the dwarves cook their hosts a traditional spicy meal and the hobbits go to bed to some unusual dreams. Features Hamfast, Bilbo, Sam and Frodo.


Continued from Hamfast: Family


( Bilbo: Adventuring )


Continued in Frodo: Memories

Title: A Long-Expected Party
Rating: G
Warning: None
Genre: Humor, General
Length: Short story
Summary: Pippin and Merry plan high-jinx at Bilbo's Birthday Party


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