Hobbit Limericks

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Title: Hobbit Limericks
Rating: G
Warning: None
Genre: Humor
Length: Poetry
Summary: Limericks about Frodo, Merry, Pippin and Sam



Hobbit Limericks

Pippin

There once was a lad from the Took-side

Whose mouth he could open up quite wide

And whatever went in

Was seen ne'er again

For there was naught that won't fit inside


Frodo

There once was a hobbit named Baggins
Whose love of mushrooms was legend
He was chased by a dog
Through the thick river fog
And soon after went to live at the Bag End


Merry

There once was a Brandybuck Merry
Whose feet were perfectly hairy
He was clever of wit
And even could fit
Both hands in a jar full of berry.


Sam

There once was a hobbit of sensible calm
Who held the world’s hope in the cup of his palm
He was sunny and fey
As a brisk summer’s day
And could chase away dark with a psalm



GF Aug 2006